February 2011
Guess what everybody!
I’m an intellectual, socially liberal, economically conservative American who tends to lean Democratic. I’m pro-choice, pro-gay rights, anti- bulling, and love the first amendment. I was raised Roman Catholic but I’m an agnostic because I chose to think for myself. I’m 17 and I know what I am. Don’t like it? FUCK OFF!
ERROR! ERRRRRRORRRRRR!!!
daleksreignsupreme:
Daleks have forgotten their password and had to make a new account! The Dalek in charge of remembering the original password was exterminated! Daleks command you to follow this account, we shall have the inferior Cybermen delete the original account.
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Daleks have invaded Tumblr in order to gather...
dalekssreignsupreme:
Even though you are puny humans, we would like to know who we are exterminating.
hahahaha! I love people on Tumblr
Reblog if you can take off your bra without taking...
anastasiasalkicevic:
Hello thedrunkensons!
Guess I'll go shower now.
Hello guaraka!
That awkward moment when it's 28 days later and...
January 2011
"Movies that start with the word Jaws."
teddijo:
My sister burned me dvds of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, and Saturday Night Live: The Best of Will Ferrell. And a CD of Eugene Mirman’s standup comedy. Tonight will be the best night of my life.
“That’s not what your mother said last night Trebec.”
28 Weeks Later > 28 Days Later
“I was always at the front of the class making everyone laugh and David Sylvian,...”
– Mick Karn (via tenderpoison)
I wish I was pretty.
penisology:
Watchpenisology:
levilikesyou:
oh my fucking god. the lonely island & nicki minaj.
oh my god
“And we’ll have pillow fights and make forts.”
– Tom Mullens
Doctor Who + Wheat Thins + Sabra with olives =...
everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
Hello toenaileyes!
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Unpopular opinion:
I think people who post suicide notes on Tumblr, Twitter, or Facebook are just looking for attention. They may actually be contemplating suicide, but posting it for hundreds to see is just a cry for help, not an imminent threat imho.
Reblog if you're a Potterhead Whovian
angela-ramos:
Fix You
You wonder why I'm insecure?
analbelle:
Because there are girls out there who look gorgeous without even trying. When they wake up they look like angels. when I wake up, I look like I just got out of a war.
Those photogenic girls who look good in every photo. When someone takes a photo of me, my face looks half retarded.
They don’t even need to dress nicely an they’ll still look good. How they can capture your attention...
Count the Shadows. For God's sake, if you want to...
Children can be so cruel.
My night:
Tom picked me up
We went to Walgreens and got some candy
saw Black Swan
now I miss ballet
gonna go find my split sole ballet shoes
I think they’re in my closet
somewhere….
then I’ll watch some more Doctor Who
and go to sleep.
the end.